November 25, 2015

Janelle and Adam are sitting and talking. Out of the blue-
“My butt’s on both sides!” ~ Janelle

October 20, 2015

The power was out at the house.

“I’m gonna take my candle and go poop.” ~ says Janelle whilst also picking up her computer
“Internet!” ~ Adam
“Stupid electricity…” ~ Janelle remarks, as she grabs her phone instead

10 min later after the candle poop
“How was your candle poop?” ~ Adam
“Romantic!” ~ Janelle

October 5, 2015

Janelle has named her robe Obe and she cuddles with Obe daily.

Janelle sits on the couch next to Adam and pulls his arm over and starts cuddling with his arm. “I’m so glad I have you. And your smells. You’re my human Obe.” ~ Janelle

September 28, 2015

“How do you forget about the rice Adam?” ~ Janelle
“What? You were there and you forgot too.” ~ Adam
“I was just there for the hoots, you were there for the shopping.” ~ Janelle

September 9, 2015

Janelle makes a grabbing/one hand clapping type motion with her right hand….
“Adam, do see these? These are my TREAT fingers… but they don’t know what they want.” ~ Janelle
“Treat fingers?” ~ Adam
“You have a lot to learn about treats… and fingers.” ~ Janelle

September 6, 2015

Janelle is going to rap for Adam and decides to rap the Fresh Prince of Bel Aire theme, to which she only knows one line.

“Go Home!  Smell ya later.” ~ Janelle

“Did you just say, Go home?  It’s Yo Homes… Like homey, or homeboy… HOMES!” ~ Adam

“Is it really? I always thought he was telling the guy to go home because he stank.” ` Janelle

September 5, 2015

“Janelle? Where are you?” ~ Adam

“In the bedroom, getting ready for the gym.” ~ Janelle

“Oh!  Here, kiss me, I’m gonna poop!” ~ Adam

September 5, 2015

“I am SO tired Adam.” ~ Janelle

“Do you have Oh Adam’s in you?” ~ Adam

“NO!  There’s so many tireds it just got shortened to Adam’s…. Here, cuddle my butt then go away.” ~ Janelle

June 30, 2015

Janelle is tired and she flexes for Adam.

“I’m strong.  I feel like the guy who’s the guy from that thing.” ~ Janelle

“WHAT??????” ~ Adam

“You know, the guy with the muscles and the workouts and the strongs.” ~ Janelle

“OK, sleep time.” ~ Adam

June 24, 2015

Oh Adam!” ~ Janelle

“Oh Janelle.” ~ Adam

“My Oh Adams are kickin’ in.” ~ Janelle

“What are ‘Oh Adams’?” ~ Adam

“Have you ever been so tired that you just wanted to say, Oh Adam?” ~ Janelle

“No!  I can say with 100% certainty that I’ve never been so tired that I wanted to say my own name.” ~ Adam

“Then obviously you’ve never really been tired.” ~ Janelle


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