October 22, 2014

“You don’t know about nipples, Adam” ~ Janelle
“I HAVE nipples!” ~ Adam
“Havin’ them and knowin’bout them are two different things.” ~ Janelle

June 6, 2014

“So, let me get this right– Sleep ninjas live in your hips.  They throw their “ninja lines” up to your collar bones and climb you, whilst you’re lying down, and sleep chop you… do I have that right?” ~ Adam

“Well, you see…. It just so happens that my head is always north and north is always up.  I’m regal!” ~ Janelle

April 16, 2014

Adam is rubbing Janelle’s back…

“Ohhhhhhhh!!!!  I can feel it in my cheeks…. My face ones, not my butt ones.” ~ Janelle

April 8, 2014

“You see Adam; I sleep in the Falcon Position.  That’s the best position to sleep in.  I get a check mark plus at it.” ~ Janelle

March 28, 2014

“Do you know how many tireds I have right now, Adam?” ~ Janelle

“All of them!” ~ Adam

“Nope.  All of them.” ~ Janelle

“I just said that!” ~ Adam

“No you didn’t.  I would have heard about the tireds.” ~ Janelle

March 2, 2014

“OK, so I’m gonna have a half cup of coffee, then shower and head out.” ~ Adam

“Can I pee before you shower?” ~ Janelle

“Well, I’m not gonna slam back a cup of coffee that’s Scalding Warm.” ~ Adam

February 24, 2014

Adam is watching SportsCenter and Nascar highlights are on…

“Their life insurance must be REALLY high.” ~ Janelle

February 24, 2014

“Sleeps are like hunger ninja; both aren’t there and then they are.  Ninjas have sneaks, sometimes good, but when tired or hungers… BAD!” ~ Janelle

February 24, 2014

“You know, Adam… I want your friend Ryan to be here, but not real Ryan; Genie Ryan.  But that would be weird, because he’d have to be blue or purple, cuz if he was orange, I’d have to lick him.” ~ Janelle

“Lick him?  Why the hell would you LICK him?” ~ Adam

“I’d need to know if he tasted like Cheetos or just orange… And if it was orange orange or popsicle orange.” ~ Janelle

February 24, 2014

Janelle is complaining about her sleep pants, Adam offers to loan her some sleep short.

“What are sleep shorts?”~ Janelle

Adam shows Janelle the shorts he’s wearing in bed

“Nope, tried ’em on… they don’t make the cut!” ~ Janelle

“Wudda ya mean you tried them on… when?” ~ Adam

“I try everything on!” ~ Janelle


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