Adam brings Janelle some more coffee as she was working in the office…
“Oh, you know! You’re like the coffee gas station that comes to people.” ~ Janelle
After Adam had finished filling her coffee, Janelle puckers up for a kiss;
“Here! I’ve got a tip for your coffee filling skills, Mista Boy.” ~ Janelle

“I’ve had lots of thoughts about penis hip tassels… Goodbye weed wackers.” ~ Janelle

Adam and Janelle are in the shower another time….
“I like your penis. I wish you had two of them; one on each hip… They’d be penis hip tassels.” ~ Janelle

Adam and Janelle are in the shower and Adam farts…
“Oh GOD! It’s like I’m in smell jail.” ~ Janelle

It’s 4am and Janelle sleep smacks Adam in his eye. Adam wakes up and makes noise.
“Shut UP!” ~ Janelle, as she is smacking Adam again.
The next morning, in talking about it;
“Well, I was all asleep and you stated making noise. It’s not my fault you got smacked. You need to deal with it better when Janelle’s asleep.” ~ Janelle

Adam stand up from the sofa and Janelle extends her empty coffee cup to him, indicating she’d like a refill;
“How do you know that I didn’t stand up to go to the bathroom?” ` Adam
“Well, now you’re making a coffee side trip…. you love me.” ~ Janelle
“OK, spoiled!” ~ Adam
“It’s not spoiled, it’s (in sing song voice) super duper love to get coffee.” ~ Janelle

“My boobs have each other to talk to, but sometimes they get lonely… You should sing to them.” ~ Janelle

“Well, you know what they say…. No love no glove!” ~ Janelle
“Hunny… no GLOVE no LOVE.” ~ Adam

“I don’t have enough hands like you do.” ~ Janelle
“I’ve got two hands… how many hands do you need?” ~ Adam
“Three. One for chop blocks, one for back up blocks, and one for loves. I love you with hands, Mr Choppy.” ~ Janelle

“Am I wearing underwear?” ~ Janelle
She then lift the front of her pants….
“Nope. Guess I forgot when I changed. I’m in jammies. It doesn’t matter. Underwear are overrated when scotch is in a glass.” ~ Janelle