April 16, 2014

Adam is rubbing Janelle’s back…

“Ohhhhhhhh!!!!  I can feel it in my cheeks…. My face ones, not my butt ones.” ~ Janelle

April 8, 2014

“You see Adam; I sleep in the Falcon Position.  That’s the best position to sleep in.  I get a check mark plus at it.” ~ Janelle

March 28, 2014

“Do you know how many tireds I have right now, Adam?” ~ Janelle

“All of them!” ~ Adam

“Nope.  All of them.” ~ Janelle

“I just said that!” ~ Adam

“No you didn’t.  I would have heard about the tireds.” ~ Janelle

March 2, 2014

“OK, so I’m gonna have a half cup of coffee, then shower and head out.” ~ Adam

“Can I pee before you shower?” ~ Janelle

“Well, I’m not gonna slam back a cup of coffee that’s Scalding Warm.” ~ Adam

February 24, 2014

Adam is watching SportsCenter and Nascar highlights are on…

“Their life insurance must be REALLY high.” ~ Janelle

February 24, 2014

“Sleeps are like hunger ninja; both aren’t there and then they are.  Ninjas have sneaks, sometimes good, but when tired or hungers… BAD!” ~ Janelle

February 24, 2014

“You know, Adam… I want your friend Ryan to be here, but not real Ryan; Genie Ryan.  But that would be weird, because he’d have to be blue or purple, cuz if he was orange, I’d have to lick him.” ~ Janelle

“Lick him?  Why the hell would you LICK him?” ~ Adam

“I’d need to know if he tasted like Cheetos or just orange… And if it was orange orange or popsicle orange.” ~ Janelle

February 24, 2014

Janelle is complaining about her sleep pants, Adam offers to loan her some sleep short.

“What are sleep shorts?”~ Janelle

Adam shows Janelle the shorts he’s wearing in bed

“Nope, tried ‘em on… they don’t make the cut!” ~ Janelle

“Wudda ya mean you tried them on… when?” ~ Adam

“I try everything on!” ~ Janelle

February 24, 2014

Janelle is laying on her side drinking coffee in bed.

“Liquids always know the way down” ~ Janelle

January 30, 2014

Adam made some comment about being a live-in or 24 hr on call nanny….

“Nope, I couldn’t do that.  I need time off to think….   about NOT yo’ kids.” ~ Janelle


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